Episode 4

Matt's gone and our tribe is down to four. There's no place to run and no place to hide. Right now, Brenda is the queen bee. That's because we allowed her to be. That's fine by me. The less threatening I seem to be the farther I can go in this game. Let her take all the heat.

Tonight, tho. Tonight is gonna be w tough if we lose. I know Robb seriously wants to stay but from my vantage point he's the next to go. Robb's my bro, tho. He's an annoyin bro, but a bro's a bro, ya know?

I need to keep Robb with me for as long as possible. If we survive tonight maybe we can get lucky and there's a swap. This ain't just us wantin to win. This is a must win situation.

The Survivor gods must be laughin so hard right now. There's a tribal swap and I'm thinkin 'Pretty awesome. A new tribe. Some new people. I can be on a tribe with a bunch people who want to be here and work hard to win.'

Yeah. That didn't happen. I'm on the Houdini tribe. Right after the tribe swap there's an immunity challenge. Surprise, surprise! I'm the only guy that showed up to the challenge. One challenge in and I feel like I'm on a tribe full of Matts.

Dammit I tried though. That might work against me I don't know. Lookin at my tribe I'm the only Vittu member here. I'm the easy target. I'm the fat guy for cryin out loud. You cant miss a target as big as me. I'm thinkin it ain't lookin' too good for the world's sexiest mantie guru.

Let's see. It's been an hour and ten, fifteen minutes and no one is around. Hold the gasps of shock and awe. How should I choose who to vote for?

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe? Age? Dr. Sean's less than awesome alphabetical order strategy?

If someone would just show up maybe I can snake my way into an alliance.

The only person I've seen from my new tribe is Boston Rob. I just let out my frustration at bein the only guy to compete in the challenge and me worryin' about gettin' voted out. He starts in tellin' me how he wouldn't do that and how he genuinely likes me. The guy is makin' it sound like we have ' The Princess Bride' of bromances here.

I'm not buyin what he's sellin. Yet. Its not like I have the comfort of choosin' between Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos. I have to take what I can get at this point. If it works out great. If not then that's that.

CONVERSATION:


Boston Rob: Sorry, dude. Had a long day. Who did you want to vote out?

Dan: Sorry you had a long day. But dude. It does not matter. Here's where I vent now. The novelty of bein the only guy at challenges is startin' to wear thin. I have an ass print on my stump at tribal council I've been there so often. Btw. If this is some plan to vote out the fat guy, not cool bro. So pick a name. I don't give a rats ass who goes as long as who stays shows up. Who seems least active?

Boston Rob: Dan, I know you've been here every single tribal. That sucks. Things will be better now. 

Lol. I wouldn't try to vote you out, man. I don't play that way. Not only do I genuinely like you, but it would be incredibly stupid for my game. Vote you out and take a chance with inactives? No thank you. I like you and I'd like to think you like me, so no dude, you ain't going anywhere on my watch. We stick together and we stay here for these challenges. We will get that win!

The only person I know aside from you is Jacquelyn, and that's because she was on my tribe. I'm not entirely certain of the tribe switch and who switched from where, but are all of these players on our tribe inactive? Let me look at the list.

Dan: Bro, I don't have many people I talk to regularly in this game. You, Brenda, and maybe Robb. I don't mean to go all Danimal on ya but you were the first person I saw from the tribe. There's no reason why the New England dudes can't work as a team and make like the Pats and win, win, win.

Boston Rob: Dude, don't even worry about it. You know I respect you, and I see you put in a good fight for every competition. I respect that. I agree, there's no reason why we shouldn't work together. It's a solid plan bro.

Dan: We can do this bro. So whos it gonna be Gary or Rebecca? Flip a coin or what?