Confessions of a Beauty Queen

Boot List:
Todd
Kelley
Brenda
Cirie

Me, Natalie, Rob, Dan final four.

Right now though I am gonna bff with Brenda. Just so it hurts a little more when I blindside her in a couple votes.

*stares vacantly at the camera*

Also a room with me and Kelley, just us 2. The Blonde Babes.

Lmfao ok

Btw if you would make up names for all the rooms you want made that would be fab. I do them a lot quicker if I don't have to think of a name <3

Kay

me/Kelley - Blonde Babes
Brenda/Dan/Rob/Natalie - The Fantastic Four
me/Natalie/Brenda/Dan - Beauties and The Beast
me/Natalie/Rob - The Mafia
Natalie/Cirie/Kelley - Hunties
Cirie/Kelley - The Best Duo
me/Cirie/Natalie - The Bitches
me/Dan/Rob - Top 3

Amazing. I'll make them in 30 mins

People are actually fighting/getting serious about game talk in those fake rooms I made. It's such a huge fucking mess.

*smokes*

So far 3 moves in the game for me have been key.

One, my early alliances. With Natalie, Kelley, Boston, and Dan.

Two, making the smoke and mirrors rooms. This just got people talking and strategizing even more. And I saw people fighting and even wanting to give up. <3

"omg there's SO MUCH chaos!"

Hahahaha. *empty smile*

Three, making a private room with Kelley. She's literally the only player who has the ability to take me out. So of course I'm distracting her by making a really intense omg-why-have-we-never-talked let's-go-to-final-two alliance. I'm pretending that I didn't know Natalie was playing us. I actually just don't want her to target me. The rest of the players won't. As long as I have Kelley on a leash, I'm still game for a seat in the finals.

I think the drama is, unfortunate? = )

I'm just ready to vote someone out though. I think I need to get to the end with Dan and Rob. Rob won't vote for me so no sense putting him on the jury. Dan seems to have enemies. If it's a final 2 hopefully me and Dan!

Right now my strategy going into the final four vote is to go to everyone and act like "we have at least 2 votes, that's half". That way every player thinks of voting someone other than Jaclyn. I move on one more round. I have to go all the way now.

*stares coldly into the camera*

I think I'm ready to make a huge move.

I can't ever put Rob on the jury. I just feel like he hates me. So he stays. Dan will probably bumble around like a troll in the finals. So, Nat and Kelley need to go.

I wonder if Kelley Wentworth noticed when I blatantly threw shade directly to her FACE? It was in our private room.

That's how much of a bitch I am. I am rude DIRECTLY to these people and they like, laugh, or don't notice it at all.

She kept yelling at me while I was swimming like a graceful swan. HELLO? HELLURRRRRRRRR? ARE YOU IGNORING ME? WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS ROOM IF YOU DO NOT WANNA TALK TO ME?

I hear this loud buzzard all the way out in the ocean, that's how loud she is.

When I came back, though, I unraveled my wet hair and threw it everywhere to "dry it out". I said *flicks wet hair out* and I'm sure some of it got on her.

Hopefully some of my hair hit her face.

And then tonight, I stuck a knife in my best friend's back. I don't need to get to the end with her so they can say I was her shadow/did her dirty work. Thanks for the help, Nat, but there's really just no room for you in the final four. Bai, gurl.

Strategically I probably need Dan out. Rob would be so easy to beat. But I don't think Rob will do it and I need to exploit Dan's loyalty. Plus I think I can beat Dan, as well. I really hope Kelley is going to get 3rd. She's been so irrelevannnt. *scowls and makes the stink face* Plus she stinks.

I mean it's between me and Dan or me and Rob. I think I'll just vote Rob out, bai.

I thought about switching my vote to keep Rob. But I still just don't want to do it.

Dan has earned his chance in the finals.

I would ROFL if there was a 3-way tie.

It will be the fattest thing ever if Dan votes me out. I will still vote him to win but it'll still be really fat.

ID guesses:

Crystal - Melanie!!! omfg. She broke character somewhere and said something that made it so obvious. Something about "ugh I've never been mean like that before" referring to her jury question as Crystal.

The rest I still have no clue. I think Dan might be Cordy. Only Cordy could have a sense of humor like Dan's.