Episode 3

If there was a Cloud 10 I'd be on it. We won immunity. Brenda and me we're keepin' this tribe together. I've got an alliance with Brenda and an alliance with Robb. After the immunity challenge I may have made a connection with Cirie. I'm back in it.

There's also a reward challenge comin' up. Maybe it's an idol clue. Maybe it's an idol. Maybe the winnin' tribe gets an advantage at the next immunity challenge. Maybe there's a tribe swap happenin' and two people win the chance to pick new tribes. It might suck if it's new tribes but then again it might not. Brenda and me, we are battling to keep this tribe together. When a challenge pops up Matt and Robb become the Houdini twins. Spence is inconsistent. This tribe would sink without Brenda and me.

Yea, I didn't win the reward. Its not the end of the world. I've got a solid alliance with Brenda. I've got a pretty good alliance with Robb. If our tribe continues on its current path Brenda and me will show up and do our best and everyone else will not.

CONFESSIONALS:

Boston Rob: I hope this doesn't sound too forward, but us guys gotta stick together. It's the only way we'll make it, in the event we all make merge.

Dan: Bro, I'm not disagreeing with ya. It's definitely somethin to consider but since Brenda and me are the only ones showin up for challenges over here it's not the best strategy. But if a swap is comin then it's somethin I could get on board with.

Boston Rob: Yeah, it sucks that you and Brenda are the only ones really showing up for the challenges. I wish you guys the best, truly. If I can help you guys in anyway in the future, let me know.

Dan: Yeah next time buy a guy a drink first before offerin' up a sweet deal alliance that I can't join at this present moment. 

That's supposed to say CONVERSATION. Not CONFESSIONALS.

Call me the Big Schmoozer. I'll schmooze my way to the end.

Boston Rob offered a kind of bros before hoes alliance. Not that I'm really considerin' that at this point. The guy makes a good case though. There are a lot of strong women in this game. I'm on a tribe with one of 'em. However I can't trust Boston Rob. Cuz he's BOSTON ROB. The seed is planted though.

Then there's Cirie who I've developed a whats the word? Repartee.

There's Jaclyn. I can't say anything negative about Jaclyn.

I haven't spoken to some of the other people since the schoolyard pick. Like Gary and Aubry and that's about it. If I thought it would be benefit me to do so I would reach out. I'm no Boston Rob it'd take a giant chunk outta my ass if people found out. Ill have to keep the schmoozin' to myself for now.

We lost. Man, those dirty Huoras are hard to beat. That sucks.

There's nowhere to hide with five people left on our tribe. Spence and me each scored a point. Brenda tried her damndest. Yet again, the Houdini Twins appear or disappear before the challenge starts. Once the phrase "Survivors ready" was said Robb and Matt (who made a very special appearance for like 3 seconds) they both scattered into hiding like cockroaches after a light is turned on.

We cannot win if people dont show up. It's that simple. I do like Robb when he's not being a douche and when he's around but the guy doesn't show up. I don't know if hes lazy or just doesn't give a rats ass.

Matt has done nothin since day one. That's not hyperbole. That's the God honest truth.

Spence, Brenda and me had a little strategy session that took like 12 seconds. She says Matt. Part of me thinks it a good idea to keep him around as an easy vote. However he's the kinda guy that might weasel his way to the merge over people that bust their ass at challenges.

The only way this doesn't work is if Spence is really workin with Matt and Robb. That might be a problem if he tells them especially Robb, that I'm workin with Brenda. It could work against me. If its my time its my time but I ain't ready to go just yet.

Robb came up and says he wants to stay. I told him Brenda wanted Matt gone. He says he's votin that way too. Robb and me are in an alliance. I dont like that he doesnt show up to challenges but a deals a deal.

It looks like everybodys votin Matt.

It seems almost to easy don't it?