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Episode 1
by Tina Wesson Sun 5 Jun - 12:28:09
Episode 1 - "Why the EFF would you post that at 4 in the morning?"
18 strangers have been dropped on a message board. They'll have to survive the fierce forum layout but also each other. At the end of it all, only one person will remain to win the game. The one ~survivor~
INTRO: Aubry Bracco...Brenda Lowe...Cirie Fields...Crystal Cox...Dan Foley...Gary Stritesky
Hayden Moss...Jaclyn Schultz...Jonathan Penner...Kelley Wentworth...Matt Quinlan...NaOnka Mixon
Natalie Anderson...Rebecca Boreman...Rob Mariano...Robb Zbacnik...Spencer Bledsoe...Todd Herzog
Welcome to Hevonkakki
*all 18 participants cheer*
Sandra: Take this time to get to know one another before the games officially begin!
Kelley: Hello people!
Robb: What's up everyone I'm Robb with two B's and I'm a bro
Robb (confessional): I'm gonna be a badass villian. Ok gonna stab people and make them bleed.
Dan: Dan here! That's Dan with one N.
Robb: Whoa Dan you really are a bro!
Dan (confessional): I'm Dan Foley. A postal worker from Gorham, Maine. I'm a huge fan of the show and I know the textbook rules of "Survivor" to get to the end and claim my place as one of the elite winners in this game. First off, this a numbers game. If you're in a tribe of nine, be in the alliance of five and in that alliance of five, be in a suballiance of three. It's basic math. You can't graduate elementary school and you can't win Survivor without knowing basic math. Second, find one person you can trust. But, if I trust you and you betray that trust, then you're dead to me. Lastly, win challenges. The longer I stay away from Tribal Council, the farther in the game I will go. Of course, there's more to it than that. Like having to be nice to people, keeping other people's feelings in mind before opening my mouth. Yeah, sometimes I say things without thinking it through. Sometimes, people can take any joke I make or any little exaggeration out of context, and make me out to look like a bad guy. If I said "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" was the funniest, greatest movie ever made, obviously I'm not being serious but Twitter and social media would crucify me. I'm not an idiot! We all know "Airplane!" holds the distinction of being the funniest, greatest movie ever made. Yeah, I can come across as a bit abrasive and outspoken. But really, I'm a big old teddy bear. Just ask my wife!
Rebecca: Hey , nice to be here
. Sending big hugs to all the players <3 xoxoxo
Crystal: I AM CRYSTAL! EXCITED TO PLAY SURVIVOR. I AM VERY FRIENDLY AND LOYAL.
Crystal (confessional): I AM HERE AND I DON'T SEE RANDY. THANK GOODNESS. IF I CAN WIN AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL I CAN CERTAINLY GET SOME REDEMPTION IN SURVIVOR. THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW HARD I WILL PLAY THEM. NICE CRYSTAL IS NOT HAPPENING.
Robb: It seems your kind of loud! Damn Bitch I like to turn up but you need to turn down
Crystal: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT. YOU DO YOU BOO. STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF CAMP!
Crystal (confessional): ROBB, WITH TWO B'S, (WHO DOES THAT) WAS COMING AT ME FOR BEING LOUD RIGHT WHEN WE FIRST MET. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN LOUD YET. EAT YO RICE, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. THE REST OF THE CAST SEEMS PLEASANT AND I HOPE THEY WILL ALL BE SUPPORTIVE WHEN I INEVITABLY SUCK AT PHYSICAL CHALLENGES.
Robb (confessional): So all these people don't fuckin talk or anything. I guess they all want to be goats. I mean I think I would string Kelly along and maybe they Olympian chick who needs to have her voice box removed but yea
Brenda: Hey guys!
Rebecca: I'm feeling the Looooooooooooooooove already <3 <3 <3
Brenda: Hey Rebecca. How are you?
Kelley: Brenda!
Brenda: Hey Kelley! You OK?
*shot of Rebecca staring at this exchange smiling*
Rebecca (Confessional): Right , I've made my first move of the game, trying to make an alliance with Brenda and Kelley. I'm gonna struggle if any of them start talking about the actual tv show lol !!
*Rebecca pulls Kelley & Brenda away from the group*
Rebecca: You know how first impressions can be quite important....am I the only one to think that Robb is a douche ?? I'm usually the first one to say "Give people a chance etc etc" , but this guy has all the charm and charisma of a cockroach !
Kelley: Haha yea he doesn't seem to be very fond of the girls, so hopefully he won't last very long
And hey girls!
Brenda: Hey ladies. I agree, Robb may get the guys together I feel.
Rebecca: Surely not all the guys are gonna be stupid enough to actually listen to him ?? There are times when I truly despair
Kelley: We'll be ok, hopefully there will be some inactives and if we end up on the same team, we can just send them out the door or evict them or however you say it in Survivor
Rebecca: I think we can just refer to it as : "taking out the trash" lol
*back to the main group*
Aubry: Hi everyone
Robb: Aubry true broette what's up my Brogga
Natalie: Hey everybody! Excited to get this game started
Kelley: Hey Natalie and Aubry, two of my favorite winners
Robb: You're gonna have to edit the comment if she loses man
Kelley: Never stop believing (ed note: sigh)
Hayden: What's up everyone.
Kelley: Hey Hayden!
Robb: Hayden!!! Another bro her. These Women are annoying at fack
Hayden: Hey Kelley. Robb bro. Someones cap lock must be busted.
Crystal: THIS IS JUST PREGAME ENERGY. I WILL DIAL IT BACK AT NIGHT.
Dan: There's too much estrogen here, a guy could go postal!
Aubry: Wow there's a lot of shouting going on in here.
Aubry (confessional): Everyone so far seems pretty excited to play, maybe a little too excited. There's a lot of caps locks back and forth and I don't know whether to take that as them being in-character or not really taking things that serious. But it's Crystal so who knows? She was pretty OTT in her season. I think I'll take it slow and see who else shows up and figure out who I want to get close to and who to avoid like a plague.
Matt: No tribes yet? Who am I supposed to kiss butt to?
Crystal: RIGHT?? I AM HERE IF ANYONE NEEDS TO TALK!
Robb: I'd rather stab myself in the gooch than talk to you
Crystal: SUIT YOURSELF.
Kelley: I bet the twist is no tribes. We all live on the same beach
Matt: I am open to making promises with whoever wants to talk to me and I will conveniently hold them against you until we cannibalize ourselves and turn on one another in an epic showdown. One of us will succeed while the other becomes angry up until FTC begins, in which we will then feel enlightened and vote without animosity.
*everyone looks around a little sketched out, except Crystal who seems aroused*
Crystal: I AM A STRAIGHT SHOOTER TOO MATT. I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!
Crystal (confessional): I GET THE SENSE I AM MAKING A BAD FIRST INPRESSION. MY GOAL WILL BE TO OVERCOME THIS ONCE I FIND OUT MY TRIBE
*Kelley and Natalie sneak away from the group and Rebecca*
Natalie: Hoenahpu for LIFEEEEEE!
Kelley: I hope Drew signs up so we can vote him out again yass
Natalie: Oh my goodness, Jaclyn is in this game! We need her to join a SJDS alliance <3
*Kelley ponders this and pulls Natalie with her, finding Jaclyn sitting unassumingly*
Jaclyn: Hi girls. Gross Dan Foley!!! His picture scared me.
Kelley: Hey Jac! Hey Nat! I'm loving this group. Do agree that the men are kind of gross so far. Little eye candy except for Hayden
Jaclyn: that's about it! I agree, Kel!
Natalie: omg I know, let's just all get with Hayden and vote all the gross men out lol
Jaclyn: Boston Rob's not too bad I suppose.
*cut to Kelley and Natalie looking grossed out and Jaclyn shrugging*
Jaclyn (confessional): There are just way too many ugly people to look at. Dan, Gary, NaDonkey, Rebunka BOREWHORE. At least there is an immediate strategy coming in. Vote them all out so we don't have to look at them anymore. So I was already roped into a girl alliance with my San Juan Del Sur castmates, Natalie and Kelley. We'll see if I stick with it or not. Kelley is already grating my nerves with her forced "oh I'm neat and awkward" routine. *puts a hand up* Like, stop bitch. Stop. Hopefully I will get to yell and point my bitchy finger at someone and say DO NOT FUCKING SAY THAT YOU KNOW JON CAUSE YOU DON'T!!!!!! YOU KNOW HIM IN THE GAME NOT IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cut to Crystal staring at the fire*
Crystal (confessional): EVERYONE LOVES ME EXCEPT FOR A FEW. IVE NEVER GOTTEN MORE INTRO PMS THAN I HAVE RIGHT NOW LOL. I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER. I PUT TOGETHER A BLACK ALLIANCE BUT APPARENTLY ITS NOT DUE TO OTHER NATONALITIES BEING INVITED. I BRANCHED OUT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE CONTROL WITH OTHERS AS WELL. I AM HERE TO PLAY!!
*Crystal drags Natalie and Cirie into a private room and then acts non-chalant*
Natalie: OMG IM SRI LANKAN YOU WHORE but I <3 me some Crystal and Cirie
Cirie: Hey ladies. Im liking this room
Natalie: lol we'd also need NaOnka and Rebecca in this too! So many dark girls this season <3
*Natalie goes and drags NaOnka and Rebecca into the group*
Crystal: OMG I AM IN LOVE. ADD ALL THE BLACK WOMEN
Rebecca: Hey girls <3 , I'm feelin' it now !! The others players won't know what hit them !!
Cyrstal: WELCOME LADIES! WHEN HAVE WOMEN OF COLOR ALL ALIGNED AND MADE IT FAR!!?!!?!?!?
NaOnka: i am VERY into this hello all!!!!
Rebecca (replying to Crystal): Diana Ross and the Supremes <3
*the others all cock their head to the side but shrug and agree nonetheless*
Natalie (confessional): My first impression of the cast isn't exactly the greatest, but hopefully they will surprise me. No one's jumping out to me as a great "first alliance" to make. I messaged a few people and definitely made some alliances, but nothing I'm really passionate about. I suppose it will be fun to flirt with Hayden for a while, but the more I talk to him, the more I realize he's really just not that bright! Still, that bod though. Mhmmm. For my pre-game, I wanted to make alliances or at least "friendships" with as many groups as possible. So I made my San Juan Del Sur alliance with Kelley (probably my best ally at the moment) and Jaclyn. I made an alliance with Hayden. One with Rebecca (who is the most eloquent player here, and someone I think will do well). And then also I somehow ended up in a black girls alliance (WTF I'm Sri Lankan) and so I added Rebecca and NaOnka so we have a five-way dark girls alliance <3 I think Crystal and NaOnka are annoying though, so we'll see how that does. I'm trying to play this game hard because that's how I have the most fun. If it ends up sending me home, well that's how the cookie crumbles. But for now I'm having a blast!
*flash to Jaclyn flirting with a few different people including Hayden & Dan*
Jaclyn (confessional): I don't know who I wanna align with. I like Dan a lot so far. Everybody else is sketch. Dan's cool though! He said he planned to chew bubblegum and kick ass once the game started and that he was all out of bubble gum. I have no clue what any of it means but I asked if I could go along for the bubble gum chewing ride, all the way to the end of the game. He seems super active so he's definitely someone I want on my side early on. Also, I just realized I'm holding an apple in my picture. Very un-assumingly, I might add. What are we going to do with the apple? *purses full, voluptuous lipz* I could throw it at Dan's face? I could eat it? I could make someone else eat it and poison them. Either way it is ominous and will come into play in a major way in this game. I can be the Flirty Temptress. Or the Selfish Bitch. Or the Vile WITCH. I have these 3 personalities at my disposal.
The first challenge began, which was for reward. The challenge was to unscramble movie titles and actor names and pair them. The top 3 finishers became team captains. Natalie Anderson became captain for Huora, Cirie Fields became captain for Narttu, and Spencer Bledsoe became captain for Vittu.
Natalie: oh wow! I think I'm going to pick Rebecca
Cirie: Im going to pick Crystal
Spencer: I'll pick Dan
Natalie: Let's add some more sexy to our tribe, HAYDEN COME ON DOWN <3
*Cirie picks Aubry, Spencer picks Dan again then chooses Matt*
Natalie: We need some SJDS love, how about Kelley Wentworth!
Gary: Congrats to the winners!
*Cirie immediately picks Gary after he speaks, Spencer then chooses Robb*
Natalie: My finals sistah Jaclyn
Todd (confessional): I really hope I am not last picked.
*Cirie chooses Todd, Spencer chooses Brenda*
Todd: Thanks cirie!! I was worried I was going to be last picked.
Natalie: We need some man-power on this team. Come on over, Rob
*Cirie picks Penner, NaOnka is last picked*
Welcome Tribe Huora
Natalie Anderson
Hayden Moss
Jaclyn Schultz
Kelley Wentworth
Rebecca Boreman
Rob Mariano
Welcome Tribe Narttu
Cirie Fields
Aubry Bracco
Crystal Cox
Gary Stritesky
Jonathan Penner
Todd Herzog
Welcome Tribe Vittu
Spencer Bledsoe
Dan Foley
Brenda Lowe
Matt Quinlan
NaOnka Mixon
Robb Zbacnik
HUORA
*The six celebrate finally being on a tribe*
Natalie (confessional): SO when I saw it was a reward challenge and that the winners would get to pick the tribes, I immediately was like NO WAY am I even going to try to win it. And then my competitive nature kicked in and I thought, fuck it! Why not win it and put myself on the best tribe possible! So that's exactly what I did. I'm not sure how good my tribe will be at challenges, but I sure as hell am set up well! I have my SJDS alliance as half my tribe. Then I have my boo Hayden (dumb as a rock but sexy as hell) and then Rebecca. And I added Rob on there at the end because I've seen him be active and he might help us out with challenges. If he doesn't, well he's gone first. Overall, I definitely put a target on myself, but I had a blast and I'm glad I got a little bit of control. I should hopefully be set up well for the next few weeks!
*The camera shifts to Natalie & Hayden talking and laughing*
Hayden (confessional): Tribe thoughts: Natalie my favorite hoping a good alliance , Kelley she seems reserved on talking game with me hope to change that, Rob hope he shows up too play, Jaclyn seems ditzy which could make her a good ally, and Rebecca seems very nice and polite. Best member is me for sure
*Kelley is then seem smiling and chatting excitedly*
Kelley (confessional): The female cast this season is LEGENDARY. The men....not so much. Praying for a men vs women game because those guys are terrible. I have already made an alliance with Rebecca, one with Brenda, one with Jaclyn and one with Natalie. Crystal and I talk, no alliance yet, and I just sent a message to Aubry. I think the only girls I havent talked to yet are NaOnka and Cirie. NaOnka looks like trouble and it would be strategic suicide to align with her. Cirie is such an overrated pick in mystery games lol. Shes a legendary player, no doubt, but , she's in like, every mystery game
*Not everyone is excited though as the camera pans to Jaclyn glaring at Natalie like a serial killer*
Jaclyn (confessional): *creepy music plays to indicate I'm a ruthless strategist!* I somehow yet again managed to land in a beautiful position. I have to say, the three tribe format really benefits my overall strategy. I seemed to stumble right into a fantastic counter alliance against what I have decided is a really real threat in the game - Natalie. I read the thread where we picked the tribes. If I'm in a room with you, why was I 3rd or 4th picked? Why was someone not hot like Rebecca picked first? And before Kelley or I? So I start talking, to Boston Rob. Rob n Jaclyn, Jaclyn n Rob. Has a season - long ring to it. But he and I hit it off soooo good, gosh, it's crazy how much I like this guy. He said he was sensing a bad vibe. I sense it as well. And let's face it I had to strike fast because it's clear Natalie is on a mission to make an alliance with everyone in the cast. So now, myself, Rob, and Hayden are in an alliance. And somehow I could sense Kelley's own WTFNESS at Rebucky being picked first so I will eventually attempt to see if she will flip. Otherwise I could try to split the votes up. Myself and the boys will come to a tie if we have to though.
NARTTU
*The tribe is seen walking into their area, Crystal is yelling excitedly*
Crystal (confessional): TRIBE SELECTIONS....I AM DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!! FIRST PICK BY CIRIE, SECOND IN THE ORDER. I WILL STUDY THE OTHER SELECTIONS LATER SO I KNOW HOW TO PROCEED!
*Gary is seen looking into the distance*
Gary (confessional): So far the only person I talked to his Cirie. She picked me to be on her tribe after I posted and then PMed me. I decided it would be good for me to make an alliance with her since I haven't bonded with anyone else yet. We both agreed it would be a good idea to pick at least one inactive to be on our tribe so we would have an easy vote if we ever had to go to TC. Honestly I'm not even sure at this point who the inactives are haha.
*Cirie is shown smiling contently at her tribe mates*
Cirie (confessional): Im trying a new tactic in this game, im going to align with as many people who want to align with me. Im still going to be loyal as much as I can be but may have to be a little more cutthroat. Right now I feel like things are going well. I am really liking the Black Girls Allaince, although I worry a little about NaOnka. She may be mad that Natalie and I didnt pick her for our tribe but we did it with good intentions. So we may have to watch out for her just in case.
VITTU
Brenda (confessional): So I made good alliance choices at the start. Kelley and Rebecca. Good I think. Then Hayden and I got to talking. Tribes posted, I'm on a tribe I spoke to nmo one! Ugh!! Also I was second last picked! Thanks Spencer! I gave a PM to Matt who is fine. A bit serious I guess? But nice. Then I spoke to...Robb ugh! One word Robb lol.
*Spencer is seen trying to talk to an asleep Matt*
Spencer (confessional): I won the Reward challenge and got to pick my tribe. I don't know how much of a reward that is since I have spoken to no one but I picked, (or tried to pick) active people but let's e real, we're going to be the Luzon of this game since I ended up with some inactives. Oh well I'll try to make the most of it.
*Dan is shown stripping down to his manties*
Dan (confessional): The reward challenge. I blew it, big deal, right? But I'm standing there like a douchebag waiting to picked like this was dodgeball during gym class. You know who gets picked last in dodgeball? The fat kid! You know who gets targeted first as an easy out in dodgeball? The fat kid! So, there I am, thinking to myself, I am royally f--king screwed. I'm gonna get picked last and I'm gonna get voted out. Then Spencer says those magic words: I pick Dan. First pick! That was awesome. In fact, I'm so awesome he couldn't resist picking me a second time! But then he picks Robb. That guy is a mess. His "bro" talk is going to get on my last nerve. As much as I want that hair of a monkey's scrote gone, in a small tribe I might have to work with someone I can't f--king stand. NaOnka? Didn't she quit once before? I don't have time for quitters.
The first immunity challenge of the season required the tribes to work together to answer six trivia questions about Survivor. Each tribe member could only answer one question. Crystal got frustrated at the amount of Huora's that showed up and not any of her own team. Her loudness must've reached her tribe too as they began to appear as well. Huora & Narttu scored 5 points each, while only Brenda & Dan scored for Vittu, sending them to tribal council.
HUORA
*the six tribe mates celebrate being safe, the camera zooms in on Natalie grinning*
Natalie (confessional): Wow, the people in this game kind of suck. I'm definitely the leader of my tribe, as they just can not get organized without me! I feel like it will make me into a target later on, especially at a tribe swap. I don't think we'll lose a challenge before a swap, so I'm hoping to keep my "black girls alliance" strong and then of course my "Blood Vs Water" alliance of Me/Hayden/Kelley/Jaclyn. That way whenever we do merge or swap, I should hopefully have some people still on my side. I could easily see myself being picked off right at the beginning of a swap, so I need to make sure that doesn't happen. I'm going to talk to Cirie about making a cross-tribal alliance to further keep ourselves safe, but I think I've got some time before anything drastic happens. The other tribes kind of suck so I think we'll probably win for a while. Have fun at tribal, losing tribe! I forgot your name already. <3
*Jaclyn, on the other hand, doesn't look as pleased*
Jaclyn (confessional): I tried to throw the challenge just to deal with some of the huge social threats on our tribe. It didn't work. But we won anyway so it was a risk that didn't really matter. Natalie, Kelley, and Rebecca just demonstrated even more how powerful they are. Rebecca probably needs to go first. I know she probably checks the memberlist about logins but the fact that she looked at when I logged out just shows that she's playing Extra. We don't need that right now. *stares icily at the camera*
*Rebecca begins chatting excitedly to the group*
Rebecca (confessional): Players are suggesting that we should "stay in character" , for the episodes...I have no idea what this Rebecca Borman is like lol , is she a bitch ? a nice girl ? a total backstabber ? is her middle name " bury me in a Y-shaped coffin " ? Also, I would have killed that challenge with the movies and actors !! Unfortunately, the late change of time meant I couldn't do it....to be fair, I don't think I would have enjoyed 'picking' a tribe lol I think I'm part of a few good alliances . The trick is to make sure players are aware that I'm active WITHOUT drawing too much attention ! No "trying to grab the limelight" , not getting into any arguments etc...might be easier said than done judging by some of the characters on here lol
*Kelley glares icily at Rebecca's FACE*
Kelley (confessional): Really, Rebecca is sketchy as fack. People who talk all cryptic and shit are the ones I just cannot trust in games. Like: "I've just had a thought...quite ironic really , but the very thought of trying to work out the possible alliances within the game is enough to fry your brain lol." I understand all of these words, and they all make sense together, but why the EFF would you post that at 4 in the morning? Hopefully my alliance with the SJDS girls and Hayden can help us get rid of her if we have to go to tribal.
NARTTU
*camera shows Crystal and Cirie talking*
Crystal: I hope people aren't mad I lost my temper, but it's all passion for the tribe!! We all need to fight each time!! Very Happy
Cirie: No im not mad. I dont care if they are. They should show up for the challenges. If you dont want to play dont sign up.
Cirie (confessional): Okay on to the game. Looks like Vittu is floating by, except Dan and Brenda. Todd is useless but at least he shows up. Gary was late last time and didnt show up tonight. Looks like I should have picked Dan and Brenda
*cut to Crystal smiling and nodding*
Crystal (confessional): THE KEY TO BUILDING A TEAM IS MOTIVATION. IVE PUT THE FEAR INTO SOME AND WITH THE OTHERS IVE DEEPENED THEIR DESIRE TO WIN. AUBRY AND GARY WILL THINK TWICE ABOUT BEING LATE FROM NOW ON AND TODD AND CIRIE WILL DO THEIR BEST TO MAKE IT. ITS HOW I HAD TO WORK THIS SITUATION TO MY ADVANTAGE. I LED THE TRIBE TO VICTORY. YES!!!! ME CRYSTAL "OFF THE COURSE" "THE BOAT IS STUCK" COX. I WILL CONTINUE TO PAVE THE WAY FOR MY NEW REPUTATION, CRYSTAL "CHALLENGE WHORE" COX. YOU WILL GET TO WITNESS THIS AMAZING EVOLUTION!!! I AM IN THE TOP 17.
*camera shows Aubry sitting by the fire staring directly into it*
Aubry (confessional): I got pulled away from the comp right when the challenge was starting and I couldn't get back until it was halfway over, I was a little worried they were going to think nasty things about me and vote me out if we lost. But then I realized there was almost no one on from Tribe Pink (I'm not going to try to spell that off the top of my head, too lazy) and that Brenda and Dan were screwed. Dan was talking to me back and forth in PM's and he was pretty nice, which was a pleasant surprise. I wasn't sure I would want to work with him from his character choice since I hated him in World's Apart for how nasty he was to Shirin, but here he's not so bad. He should be fine since he was one of only two to actually show up and try. I wonder what happened with all the others, that was a lot of people to be missing for the first challenge. Over on our tribe though, it looks like they forgave me for being a bit tardy and we've bonded some. Crystal's super happy to have me here, I can't tell if she's just always excited or if she really does want to work with me but I hope it's the latter. I'm disappointed that Penner didn't show up cuz I like his character so it looks like whoever picked him will have a disappointing adaption of him but oh well. If he doesn't pick it up it'll be an easy choice for a first boot.
VITTU
*the tribes walks back into camp deflated*
Brenda (confessional): For the challenge only myself and Dan showed. What!!! Really?! OK so I think I'm OK so far as I got a lot of PMS from others, like Cirie and Crystal. I like them too.
Dan (confessional): This sucks. This really, really sucks. We didn't just lose the challenge. We gave immunity away to the other two tribes. I thought our tribe was strong but it's a bunch of lazy morons. Me and Brenda were the only ones who showed up. We even found the answers for our tribe but did they decide to show up? No! Which could mean that Brenda and I are out of the loop. I choose to believe my tribe is a bunch of lazy loudmouthed dumbasses than consider they could come up with some master plan to throw the first challenge. If that's what they did then they're stupider than they look.
*Dan and Brenda separate from the others*
Dan: I don't know if I should be worried or pissed.
Brenda: Both to be honest.
Dan: That blows. This sucks sucks sucks! Looks like we're goin' to tribal.
Brenda: I know who I'm voting
Dan: Not me?
Brenda: Lol of course not. Why would I vote a active member. Mixon more like. She's not been on in a while. How you thinking of the vote?
Dan: The field is wide open. Tom Brady can't throw a touchdown if there's no one to throw it to, right? Whoever's the weakest needs to go.
Brenda: Good read. You are right. Who do we think is the weakest though? Spencer did win the first challenge. Then the others are, I don't know.
Dan: I think your right. NaOnka is less active than Robb and Matt and Spence won the reward challenge. NaOnka is the front-runner. It just depends on who is the most reliable.
Brenda: She's on my list to go. I'll vote tomorrow though.
Dan (confessional): After me and Brenda talked, Robb approaches me, of course to find out my thoughts on the vote. I don't want to be in that position. That puts the target on my back. I'm a big guy. That target could be huge. When Robb tells me we need one more vote and NaOnka is definitely going home, bells go off in my head. Whenever someone says someone is definitely goin', that usually means they're stickin' around. Mike was definitely goin' several times but he kept winnin' immunity. You never know. Plans can change at any moment.
*camera pans to Spencer looking around for someone to talk to*
Spencer (confessional): We lost and we're going to tribal but oddly no one has messaged me so I'm not really sure what the plan is. I think a couple people are thinking Na Onka but she at least messaged me so I'm thinking about voting for Matt just because he and Robb haven't talked to me at all.
*NaOnka approaches Dan*
NaOnka: can i be saved somehow?
Dan: You're the name that's goin' around. I'll be straight up with you, you were the last picked and you didn't show up to the challenge. Your the easiest option right now. If you can put the target on someone else (not named Dan ) I'm willin' to listen. But you'd need to convince at least 2 others.
*NaOnka looks pensive at Dan, camera cuts to the sun setting and the tribe entering tribal council*
*the tribe lights their torches and sit on their stumps*
Sandra: Brenda, do you feel safe being one of the few people present for the challenge?
Brenda: I hope so. Myself and Dan couldn't of won or didd anything different.
Sandra: Matt, who is responsible for this loss?
Matt: I blame myself. If I showed up, our defeat would have been less humiliating.
Dan: Or we would have f--king dominated.
*shots of Tina mouth agape and Sandra z-snapping*
Sandra: Robb, do you fear the other tribes and how active they were for this challenge?
Robb: I really don't fear nothing. They just we're lucky tonight. In a competition of genitals were dicks and they're just a bunch of pricks. We're gonna rock this
Sandra: Dan, do you feel like your tribe has a chance to rise from this?
Dan: It's easy to say 'Yeah we'll regroup and kick ass' but when only two people show up to the challenge I have to really question our tribes work ethic. Tom Brady can't win a Super Bowl by passing the football to himself. It takes a team to win.
*shot of Robb looking annoyed*
Sandra: NaOnka, what can you do to ensure your time in this game will not come to an end tonight?
NaOnka: very sorry i couldnt make it tonight everyone. i promise i can show up more often!!!
Tina: Alright, let's get to the voting. Dan, you're up.
*Dan writes down ~someone's~ name*
Dan: You've gotta go, nothin' personal
*Brenda votes*
*NaOnka votes*
*Matt votes*
*Robb votes*
*Spencer writes down Matt's name forcefully*
Tina: Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out must leave the game immediately. I'll read the votes.
First vote..
That's
First person voted out....
You've survived your first tribal council. Hopefully, now you guys can get it together and you won't have to come back so soon. Head back to camp.
Game Chart - so far
Edgic Chart - so far
18 strangers have been dropped on a message board. They'll have to survive the fierce forum layout but also each other. At the end of it all, only one person will remain to win the game. The one ~survivor~
INTRO: Aubry Bracco...Brenda Lowe...Cirie Fields...Crystal Cox...Dan Foley...Gary Stritesky
Hayden Moss...Jaclyn Schultz...Jonathan Penner...Kelley Wentworth...Matt Quinlan...NaOnka Mixon
Natalie Anderson...Rebecca Boreman...Rob Mariano...Robb Zbacnik...Spencer Bledsoe...Todd Herzog
Welcome to Hevonkakki
*all 18 participants cheer*
Sandra: Take this time to get to know one another before the games officially begin!
Kelley: Hello people!
Robb: What's up everyone I'm Robb with two B's and I'm a bro
Robb (confessional): I'm gonna be a badass villian. Ok gonna stab people and make them bleed.
Dan: Dan here! That's Dan with one N.
Robb: Whoa Dan you really are a bro!
Dan (confessional): I'm Dan Foley. A postal worker from Gorham, Maine. I'm a huge fan of the show and I know the textbook rules of "Survivor" to get to the end and claim my place as one of the elite winners in this game. First off, this a numbers game. If you're in a tribe of nine, be in the alliance of five and in that alliance of five, be in a suballiance of three. It's basic math. You can't graduate elementary school and you can't win Survivor without knowing basic math. Second, find one person you can trust. But, if I trust you and you betray that trust, then you're dead to me. Lastly, win challenges. The longer I stay away from Tribal Council, the farther in the game I will go. Of course, there's more to it than that. Like having to be nice to people, keeping other people's feelings in mind before opening my mouth. Yeah, sometimes I say things without thinking it through. Sometimes, people can take any joke I make or any little exaggeration out of context, and make me out to look like a bad guy. If I said "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" was the funniest, greatest movie ever made, obviously I'm not being serious but Twitter and social media would crucify me. I'm not an idiot! We all know "Airplane!" holds the distinction of being the funniest, greatest movie ever made. Yeah, I can come across as a bit abrasive and outspoken. But really, I'm a big old teddy bear. Just ask my wife!
Rebecca: Hey , nice to be here
. Sending big hugs to all the players <3 xoxoxoCrystal: I AM CRYSTAL! EXCITED TO PLAY SURVIVOR. I AM VERY FRIENDLY AND LOYAL.
Crystal (confessional): I AM HERE AND I DON'T SEE RANDY. THANK GOODNESS. IF I CAN WIN AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL I CAN CERTAINLY GET SOME REDEMPTION IN SURVIVOR. THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW HARD I WILL PLAY THEM. NICE CRYSTAL IS NOT HAPPENING.
Robb: It seems your kind of loud! Damn Bitch I like to turn up but you need to turn down
Crystal: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT. YOU DO YOU BOO. STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF CAMP!
Crystal (confessional): ROBB, WITH TWO B'S, (WHO DOES THAT) WAS COMING AT ME FOR BEING LOUD RIGHT WHEN WE FIRST MET. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN LOUD YET. EAT YO RICE, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. THE REST OF THE CAST SEEMS PLEASANT AND I HOPE THEY WILL ALL BE SUPPORTIVE WHEN I INEVITABLY SUCK AT PHYSICAL CHALLENGES.
Robb (confessional): So all these people don't fuckin talk or anything. I guess they all want to be goats. I mean I think I would string Kelly along and maybe they Olympian chick who needs to have her voice box removed but yea
Brenda: Hey guys!
Rebecca: I'm feeling the Looooooooooooooooove already <3 <3 <3
Brenda: Hey Rebecca. How are you?
Kelley: Brenda!
Brenda: Hey Kelley! You OK?
*shot of Rebecca staring at this exchange smiling*
Rebecca (Confessional): Right , I've made my first move of the game, trying to make an alliance with Brenda and Kelley. I'm gonna struggle if any of them start talking about the actual tv show lol !!
*Rebecca pulls Kelley & Brenda away from the group*
Rebecca: You know how first impressions can be quite important....am I the only one to think that Robb is a douche ?? I'm usually the first one to say "Give people a chance etc etc" , but this guy has all the charm and charisma of a cockroach !
Kelley: Haha yea he doesn't seem to be very fond of the girls, so hopefully he won't last very long
And hey girls!Brenda: Hey ladies. I agree, Robb may get the guys together I feel.
Rebecca: Surely not all the guys are gonna be stupid enough to actually listen to him ?? There are times when I truly despair
Kelley: We'll be ok, hopefully there will be some inactives and if we end up on the same team, we can just send them out the door or evict them or however you say it in Survivor
Rebecca: I think we can just refer to it as : "taking out the trash" lol
*back to the main group*
Aubry: Hi everyone
Robb: Aubry true broette what's up my Brogga
Natalie: Hey everybody! Excited to get this game started
Kelley: Hey Natalie and Aubry, two of my favorite winners
Robb: You're gonna have to edit the comment if she loses man
Kelley: Never stop believing (ed note:
sigh)Hayden: What's up everyone.
Kelley: Hey Hayden!
Robb: Hayden!!! Another bro her. These Women are annoying at fack
Hayden: Hey Kelley. Robb bro. Someones cap lock must be busted.
Crystal: THIS IS JUST PREGAME ENERGY. I WILL DIAL IT BACK AT NIGHT.
Dan: There's too much estrogen here, a guy could go postal!
Aubry: Wow there's a lot of shouting going on in here.
Aubry (confessional): Everyone so far seems pretty excited to play, maybe a little too excited. There's a lot of caps locks back and forth and I don't know whether to take that as them being in-character or not really taking things that serious. But it's Crystal so who knows? She was pretty OTT in her season. I think I'll take it slow and see who else shows up and figure out who I want to get close to and who to avoid like a plague.
Matt: No tribes yet? Who am I supposed to kiss butt to?
Crystal: RIGHT?? I AM HERE IF ANYONE NEEDS TO TALK!
Robb: I'd rather stab myself in the gooch than talk to you
Crystal: SUIT YOURSELF.
Kelley: I bet the twist is no tribes. We all live on the same beach
Matt: I am open to making promises with whoever wants to talk to me and I will conveniently hold them against you until we cannibalize ourselves and turn on one another in an epic showdown. One of us will succeed while the other becomes angry up until FTC begins, in which we will then feel enlightened and vote without animosity.
*everyone looks around a little sketched out, except Crystal who seems aroused*
Crystal: I AM A STRAIGHT SHOOTER TOO MATT. I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!
Crystal (confessional): I GET THE SENSE I AM MAKING A BAD FIRST INPRESSION. MY GOAL WILL BE TO OVERCOME THIS ONCE I FIND OUT MY TRIBE
*Kelley and Natalie sneak away from the group and Rebecca*
Natalie: Hoenahpu for LIFEEEEEE!
Kelley: I hope Drew signs up so we can vote him out again yass
Natalie: Oh my goodness, Jaclyn is in this game! We need her to join a SJDS alliance <3
*Kelley ponders this and pulls Natalie with her, finding Jaclyn sitting unassumingly*
Jaclyn: Hi girls. Gross Dan Foley!!! His picture scared me.
Kelley: Hey Jac! Hey Nat! I'm loving this group. Do agree that the men are kind of gross so far. Little eye candy except for Hayden
Jaclyn: that's about it! I agree, Kel!
Natalie: omg I know, let's just all get with Hayden and vote all the gross men out lol
Jaclyn: Boston Rob's not too bad I suppose.
*cut to Kelley and Natalie looking grossed out and Jaclyn shrugging*
Jaclyn (confessional): There are just way too many ugly people to look at. Dan, Gary, NaDonkey, Rebunka BOREWHORE. At least there is an immediate strategy coming in. Vote them all out so we don't have to look at them anymore. So I was already roped into a girl alliance with my San Juan Del Sur castmates, Natalie and Kelley. We'll see if I stick with it or not. Kelley is already grating my nerves with her forced "oh I'm neat and awkward" routine. *puts a hand up* Like, stop bitch. Stop. Hopefully I will get to yell and point my bitchy finger at someone and say DO NOT FUCKING SAY THAT YOU KNOW JON CAUSE YOU DON'T!!!!!! YOU KNOW HIM IN THE GAME NOT IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cut to Crystal staring at the fire*
Crystal (confessional): EVERYONE LOVES ME EXCEPT FOR A FEW. IVE NEVER GOTTEN MORE INTRO PMS THAN I HAVE RIGHT NOW LOL. I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER.
I PUT TOGETHER A BLACK ALLIANCE BUT APPARENTLY ITS NOT DUE TO OTHER NATONALITIES BEING INVITED. I BRANCHED OUT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE CONTROL WITH OTHERS AS WELL. I AM HERE TO PLAY!!*Crystal drags Natalie and Cirie into a private room and then acts non-chalant*
Natalie: OMG IM SRI LANKAN YOU WHORE but I <3 me some Crystal and Cirie
Cirie: Hey ladies. Im liking this room
Natalie: lol we'd also need NaOnka and Rebecca in this too! So many dark girls this season <3
*Natalie goes and drags NaOnka and Rebecca into the group*
Crystal: OMG I AM IN LOVE. ADD ALL THE BLACK WOMEN
Rebecca: Hey girls <3 , I'm feelin' it now !! The others players won't know what hit them !!
Cyrstal: WELCOME LADIES! WHEN HAVE WOMEN OF COLOR ALL ALIGNED AND MADE IT FAR!!?!!?!?!?
NaOnka: i am VERY into this hello all!!!!
Rebecca (replying to Crystal): Diana Ross and the Supremes <3
*the others all cock their head to the side but shrug and agree nonetheless*
Natalie (confessional): My first impression of the cast isn't exactly the greatest, but hopefully they will surprise me. No one's jumping out to me as a great "first alliance" to make. I messaged a few people and definitely made some alliances, but nothing I'm really passionate about. I suppose it will be fun to flirt with Hayden for a while, but the more I talk to him, the more I realize he's really just not that bright! Still, that bod though. Mhmmm. For my pre-game, I wanted to make alliances or at least "friendships" with as many groups as possible. So I made my San Juan Del Sur alliance with Kelley (probably my best ally at the moment) and Jaclyn. I made an alliance with Hayden. One with Rebecca (who is the most eloquent player here, and someone I think will do well). And then also I somehow ended up in a black girls alliance (WTF I'm Sri Lankan) and so I added Rebecca and NaOnka so we have a five-way dark girls alliance <3 I think Crystal and NaOnka are annoying though, so we'll see how that does. I'm trying to play this game hard because that's how I have the most fun. If it ends up sending me home, well that's how the cookie crumbles. But for now I'm having a blast!
*flash to Jaclyn flirting with a few different people including Hayden & Dan*
Jaclyn (confessional): I don't know who I wanna align with. I like Dan a lot so far. Everybody else is sketch. Dan's cool though! He said he planned to chew bubblegum and kick ass once the game started and that he was all out of bubble gum. I have no clue what any of it means but I asked if I could go along for the bubble gum chewing ride, all the way to the end of the game. He seems super active so he's definitely someone I want on my side early on. Also, I just realized I'm holding an apple in my picture. Very un-assumingly, I might add. What are we going to do with the apple? *purses full, voluptuous lipz* I could throw it at Dan's face? I could eat it? I could make someone else eat it and poison them. Either way it is ominous and will come into play in a major way in this game. I can be the Flirty Temptress. Or the Selfish Bitch. Or the Vile WITCH. I have these 3 personalities at my disposal.
The first challenge began, which was for reward. The challenge was to unscramble movie titles and actor names and pair them. The top 3 finishers became team captains. Natalie Anderson became captain for Huora, Cirie Fields became captain for Narttu, and Spencer Bledsoe became captain for Vittu.
Natalie: oh wow! I think I'm going to pick Rebecca
Cirie: Im going to pick Crystal
Spencer: I'll pick Dan
Natalie: Let's add some more sexy to our tribe, HAYDEN COME ON DOWN <3
*Cirie picks Aubry, Spencer picks Dan again then chooses Matt*
Natalie: We need some SJDS love, how about Kelley Wentworth!
Gary: Congrats to the winners!
*Cirie immediately picks Gary after he speaks, Spencer then chooses Robb*
Natalie: My finals sistah Jaclyn
Todd (confessional): I really hope I am not last picked.
*Cirie chooses Todd, Spencer chooses Brenda*
Todd: Thanks cirie!! I was worried I was going to be last picked.
Natalie: We need some man-power on this team. Come on over, Rob
*Cirie picks Penner, NaOnka is last picked*
Welcome Tribe Huora
Natalie Anderson
Hayden Moss
Jaclyn Schultz
Kelley Wentworth
Rebecca Boreman
Rob Mariano
Welcome Tribe Narttu
Cirie Fields
Aubry Bracco
Crystal Cox
Gary Stritesky
Jonathan Penner
Todd Herzog
Welcome Tribe Vittu
Spencer Bledsoe
Dan Foley
Brenda Lowe
Matt Quinlan
NaOnka Mixon
Robb Zbacnik
HUORA
*The six celebrate finally being on a tribe*
Natalie (confessional): SO when I saw it was a reward challenge and that the winners would get to pick the tribes, I immediately was like NO WAY am I even going to try to win it. And then my competitive nature kicked in and I thought, fuck it! Why not win it and put myself on the best tribe possible! So that's exactly what I did. I'm not sure how good my tribe will be at challenges, but I sure as hell am set up well! I have my SJDS alliance as half my tribe. Then I have my boo Hayden (dumb as a rock but sexy as hell) and then Rebecca. And I added Rob on there at the end because I've seen him be active and he might help us out with challenges. If he doesn't, well he's gone first. Overall, I definitely put a target on myself, but I had a blast and I'm glad I got a little bit of control. I should hopefully be set up well for the next few weeks!
*The camera shifts to Natalie & Hayden talking and laughing*
Hayden (confessional): Tribe thoughts: Natalie my favorite hoping a good alliance , Kelley she seems reserved on talking game with me hope to change that, Rob hope he shows up too play, Jaclyn seems ditzy which could make her a good ally, and Rebecca seems very nice and polite. Best member is me for sure
*Kelley is then seem smiling and chatting excitedly*
Kelley (confessional): The female cast this season is LEGENDARY. The men....not so much. Praying for a men vs women game because those guys are terrible. I have already made an alliance with Rebecca, one with Brenda, one with Jaclyn and one with Natalie. Crystal and I talk, no alliance yet, and I just sent a message to Aubry. I think the only girls I havent talked to yet are NaOnka and Cirie. NaOnka looks like trouble and it would be strategic suicide to align with her. Cirie is such an overrated pick in mystery games lol. Shes a legendary player, no doubt, but , she's in like, every mystery game
*Not everyone is excited though as the camera pans to Jaclyn glaring at Natalie like a serial killer*
Jaclyn (confessional): *creepy music plays to indicate I'm a ruthless strategist!* I somehow yet again managed to land in a beautiful position. I have to say, the three tribe format really benefits my overall strategy. I seemed to stumble right into a fantastic counter alliance against what I have decided is a really real threat in the game - Natalie. I read the thread where we picked the tribes. If I'm in a room with you, why was I 3rd or 4th picked? Why was someone not hot like Rebecca picked first? And before Kelley or I? So I start talking, to Boston Rob. Rob n Jaclyn, Jaclyn n Rob. Has a season - long ring to it. But he and I hit it off soooo good, gosh, it's crazy how much I like this guy. He said he was sensing a bad vibe. I sense it as well. And let's face it I had to strike fast because it's clear Natalie is on a mission to make an alliance with everyone in the cast. So now, myself, Rob, and Hayden are in an alliance. And somehow I could sense Kelley's own WTFNESS at Rebucky being picked first so I will eventually attempt to see if she will flip. Otherwise I could try to split the votes up. Myself and the boys will come to a tie if we have to though.
NARTTU
*The tribe is seen walking into their area, Crystal is yelling excitedly*
Crystal (confessional): TRIBE SELECTIONS....I AM DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!! FIRST PICK BY CIRIE, SECOND IN THE ORDER. I WILL STUDY THE OTHER SELECTIONS LATER SO I KNOW HOW TO PROCEED!
*Gary is seen looking into the distance*
Gary (confessional): So far the only person I talked to his Cirie. She picked me to be on her tribe after I posted and then PMed me. I decided it would be good for me to make an alliance with her since I haven't bonded with anyone else yet. We both agreed it would be a good idea to pick at least one inactive to be on our tribe so we would have an easy vote if we ever had to go to TC. Honestly I'm not even sure at this point who the inactives are haha.
*Cirie is shown smiling contently at her tribe mates*
Cirie (confessional): Im trying a new tactic in this game, im going to align with as many people who want to align with me. Im still going to be loyal as much as I can be but may have to be a little more cutthroat. Right now I feel like things are going well. I am really liking the Black Girls Allaince, although I worry a little about NaOnka. She may be mad that Natalie and I didnt pick her for our tribe but we did it with good intentions. So we may have to watch out for her just in case.
VITTU
Brenda (confessional): So I made good alliance choices at the start. Kelley and Rebecca. Good I think. Then Hayden and I got to talking. Tribes posted, I'm on a tribe I spoke to nmo one! Ugh!! Also I was second last picked! Thanks Spencer! I gave a PM to Matt who is fine. A bit serious I guess? But nice. Then I spoke to...Robb ugh! One word Robb lol.
*Spencer is seen trying to talk to an asleep Matt*
Spencer (confessional): I won the Reward challenge and got to pick my tribe. I don't know how much of a reward that is since I have spoken to no one but I picked, (or tried to pick) active people but let's e real, we're going to be the Luzon of this game since I ended up with some inactives. Oh well I'll try to make the most of it.
*Dan is shown stripping down to his manties*
Dan (confessional): The reward challenge. I blew it, big deal, right? But I'm standing there like a douchebag waiting to picked like this was dodgeball during gym class. You know who gets picked last in dodgeball? The fat kid! You know who gets targeted first as an easy out in dodgeball? The fat kid! So, there I am, thinking to myself, I am royally f--king screwed. I'm gonna get picked last and I'm gonna get voted out. Then Spencer says those magic words: I pick Dan. First pick! That was awesome. In fact, I'm so awesome he couldn't resist picking me a second time! But then he picks Robb. That guy is a mess. His "bro" talk is going to get on my last nerve. As much as I want that hair of a monkey's scrote gone, in a small tribe I might have to work with someone I can't f--king stand. NaOnka? Didn't she quit once before? I don't have time for quitters.
The first immunity challenge of the season required the tribes to work together to answer six trivia questions about Survivor. Each tribe member could only answer one question. Crystal got frustrated at the amount of Huora's that showed up and not any of her own team. Her loudness must've reached her tribe too as they began to appear as well. Huora & Narttu scored 5 points each, while only Brenda & Dan scored for Vittu, sending them to tribal council.
HUORA
*the six tribe mates celebrate being safe, the camera zooms in on Natalie grinning*
Natalie (confessional): Wow, the people in this game kind of suck. I'm definitely the leader of my tribe, as they just can not get organized without me! I feel like it will make me into a target later on, especially at a tribe swap. I don't think we'll lose a challenge before a swap, so I'm hoping to keep my "black girls alliance" strong and then of course my "Blood Vs Water" alliance of Me/Hayden/Kelley/Jaclyn. That way whenever we do merge or swap, I should hopefully have some people still on my side. I could easily see myself being picked off right at the beginning of a swap, so I need to make sure that doesn't happen. I'm going to talk to Cirie about making a cross-tribal alliance to further keep ourselves safe, but I think I've got some time before anything drastic happens. The other tribes kind of suck so I think we'll probably win for a while. Have fun at tribal, losing tribe! I forgot your name already. <3
*Jaclyn, on the other hand, doesn't look as pleased*
Jaclyn (confessional): I tried to throw the challenge just to deal with some of the huge social threats on our tribe. It didn't work. But we won anyway so it was a risk that didn't really matter. Natalie, Kelley, and Rebecca just demonstrated even more how powerful they are. Rebecca probably needs to go first. I know she probably checks the memberlist about logins but the fact that she looked at when I logged out just shows that she's playing Extra. We don't need that right now. *stares icily at the camera*
*Rebecca begins chatting excitedly to the group*
Rebecca (confessional): Players are suggesting that we should "stay in character" , for the episodes...I have no idea what this Rebecca Borman is like lol , is she a bitch ? a nice girl ? a total backstabber ? is her middle name " bury me in a Y-shaped coffin " ? Also, I would have killed that challenge with the movies and actors !! Unfortunately, the late change of time meant I couldn't do it....to be fair, I don't think I would have enjoyed 'picking' a tribe lol I think I'm part of a few good alliances . The trick is to make sure players are aware that I'm active WITHOUT drawing too much attention ! No "trying to grab the limelight" , not getting into any arguments etc...might be easier said than done judging by some of the characters on here lol
*Kelley glares icily at Rebecca's FACE*
Kelley (confessional): Really, Rebecca is sketchy as fack. People who talk all cryptic and shit are the ones I just cannot trust in games. Like: "I've just had a thought...quite ironic really , but the very thought of trying to work out the possible alliances within the game is enough to fry your brain lol." I understand all of these words, and they all make sense together, but why the EFF would you post that at 4 in the morning? Hopefully my alliance with the SJDS girls and Hayden can help us get rid of her if we have to go to tribal.
NARTTU
*camera shows Crystal and Cirie talking*
Crystal: I hope people aren't mad I lost my temper, but it's all passion for the tribe!! We all need to fight each time!! Very Happy
Cirie: No im not mad. I dont care if they are. They should show up for the challenges. If you dont want to play dont sign up.
Cirie (confessional): Okay on to the game. Looks like Vittu is floating by, except Dan and Brenda. Todd is useless but at least he shows up. Gary was late last time and didnt show up tonight. Looks like I should have picked Dan and Brenda
*cut to Crystal smiling and nodding*
Crystal (confessional): THE KEY TO BUILDING A TEAM IS MOTIVATION. IVE PUT THE FEAR INTO SOME AND WITH THE OTHERS IVE DEEPENED THEIR DESIRE TO WIN. AUBRY AND GARY WILL THINK TWICE ABOUT BEING LATE FROM NOW ON AND TODD AND CIRIE WILL DO THEIR BEST TO MAKE IT. ITS HOW I HAD TO WORK THIS SITUATION TO MY ADVANTAGE. I LED THE TRIBE TO VICTORY. YES!!!! ME CRYSTAL "OFF THE COURSE" "THE BOAT IS STUCK" COX. I WILL CONTINUE TO PAVE THE WAY FOR MY NEW REPUTATION, CRYSTAL "CHALLENGE WHORE" COX. YOU WILL GET TO WITNESS THIS AMAZING EVOLUTION!!! I AM IN THE TOP 17.
*camera shows Aubry sitting by the fire staring directly into it*
Aubry (confessional): I got pulled away from the comp right when the challenge was starting and I couldn't get back until it was halfway over, I was a little worried they were going to think nasty things about me and vote me out if we lost. But then I realized there was almost no one on from Tribe Pink (I'm not going to try to spell that off the top of my head, too lazy) and that Brenda and Dan were screwed. Dan was talking to me back and forth in PM's and he was pretty nice, which was a pleasant surprise. I wasn't sure I would want to work with him from his character choice since I hated him in World's Apart for how nasty he was to Shirin, but here he's not so bad. He should be fine since he was one of only two to actually show up and try. I wonder what happened with all the others, that was a lot of people to be missing for the first challenge. Over on our tribe though, it looks like they forgave me for being a bit tardy and we've bonded some. Crystal's super happy to have me here, I can't tell if she's just always excited or if she really does want to work with me but I hope it's the latter. I'm disappointed that Penner didn't show up cuz I like his character so it looks like whoever picked him will have a disappointing adaption of him but oh well. If he doesn't pick it up it'll be an easy choice for a first boot.
VITTU
*the tribes walks back into camp deflated*
Brenda (confessional): For the challenge only myself and Dan showed. What!!! Really?! OK so I think I'm OK so far as I got a lot of PMS from others, like Cirie and Crystal. I like them too.
Dan (confessional): This sucks. This really, really sucks. We didn't just lose the challenge. We gave immunity away to the other two tribes. I thought our tribe was strong but it's a bunch of lazy morons. Me and Brenda were the only ones who showed up. We even found the answers for our tribe but did they decide to show up? No! Which could mean that Brenda and I are out of the loop. I choose to believe my tribe is a bunch of lazy loudmouthed dumbasses than consider they could come up with some master plan to throw the first challenge. If that's what they did then they're stupider than they look.
*Dan and Brenda separate from the others*
Dan: I don't know if I should be worried or pissed.
Brenda: Both to be honest.
Dan: That blows. This sucks sucks sucks! Looks like we're goin' to tribal.
Brenda: I know who I'm voting
Dan: Not me?
Brenda: Lol of course not. Why would I vote a active member. Mixon more like. She's not been on in a while. How you thinking of the vote?
Dan: The field is wide open. Tom Brady can't throw a touchdown if there's no one to throw it to, right? Whoever's the weakest needs to go.
Brenda: Good read. You are right. Who do we think is the weakest though? Spencer did win the first challenge. Then the others are, I don't know.
Dan: I think your right. NaOnka is less active than Robb and Matt and Spence won the reward challenge. NaOnka is the front-runner. It just depends on who is the most reliable.
Brenda: She's on my list to go. I'll vote tomorrow though.
Dan (confessional): After me and Brenda talked, Robb approaches me, of course to find out my thoughts on the vote. I don't want to be in that position. That puts the target on my back. I'm a big guy. That target could be huge. When Robb tells me we need one more vote and NaOnka is definitely going home, bells go off in my head. Whenever someone says someone is definitely goin', that usually means they're stickin' around. Mike was definitely goin' several times but he kept winnin' immunity. You never know. Plans can change at any moment.
*camera pans to Spencer looking around for someone to talk to*
Spencer (confessional): We lost and we're going to tribal but oddly no one has messaged me so I'm not really sure what the plan is. I think a couple people are thinking Na Onka but she at least messaged me so I'm thinking about voting for Matt just because he and Robb haven't talked to me at all.
*NaOnka approaches Dan*
NaOnka: can i be saved somehow?
Dan: You're the name that's goin' around. I'll be straight up with you, you were the last picked and you didn't show up to the challenge. Your the easiest option right now. If you can put the target on someone else (not named Dan ) I'm willin' to listen. But you'd need to convince at least 2 others.
*NaOnka looks pensive at Dan, camera cuts to the sun setting and the tribe entering tribal council*
*the tribe lights their torches and sit on their stumps*
Sandra: Brenda, do you feel safe being one of the few people present for the challenge?
Brenda: I hope so. Myself and Dan couldn't of won or didd anything different.
Sandra: Matt, who is responsible for this loss?
Matt: I blame myself. If I showed up, our defeat would have been less humiliating.
Dan: Or we would have f--king dominated.
*shots of Tina mouth agape and Sandra z-snapping*
Sandra: Robb, do you fear the other tribes and how active they were for this challenge?
Robb: I really don't fear nothing. They just we're lucky tonight. In a competition of genitals were dicks and they're just a bunch of pricks. We're gonna rock this
Sandra: Dan, do you feel like your tribe has a chance to rise from this?
Dan: It's easy to say 'Yeah we'll regroup and kick ass' but when only two people show up to the challenge I have to really question our tribes work ethic. Tom Brady can't win a Super Bowl by passing the football to himself. It takes a team to win.
*shot of Robb looking annoyed*
Sandra: NaOnka, what can you do to ensure your time in this game will not come to an end tonight?
NaOnka: very sorry i couldnt make it tonight everyone. i promise i can show up more often!!!
Tina: Alright, let's get to the voting. Dan, you're up.
*Dan writes down ~someone's~ name*
Dan: You've gotta go, nothin' personal
*Brenda votes*
*NaOnka votes*
*Matt votes*
*Robb votes*
*Spencer writes down Matt's name forcefully*
Tina: Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out must leave the game immediately. I'll read the votes.
First vote..
- Spoiler:
- Matt
- Spoiler:
- NaOnka
- Spoiler:
- Dan
That's
- Spoiler:
- 1 vote each for Dan, Matt and NaOnka.
- Spoiler:
- NaOnka
First person voted out....
- Spoiler:
- NaOnka Mixon
Thank you for agreeing to play. I'm sorry you couldn't be more active but I appreciate you signing up <3
You've survived your first tribal council. Hopefully, now you guys can get it together and you won't have to come back so soon. Head back to camp.
NaOnka - Reveal
I was so happy to see this particular player sign up because they are always so fierce and quick-witted. Unfortunately, they were a little busy at the start of the game and couldn't recover from the early inactivity. I love this person to death and I'm honored to have had them in my cast. I'm talking of course about Oxymoxanne
Game Chart - so far
Edgic Chart - so far
Tina Wesson- Admin
- Join date : 2016-03-18
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Re: Episode 1
by Kelley Wentworth Sun 5 Jun - 13:57:57
The edgics <3
Wow Jaclyn really did hate me, but I'm trying to figure out why. The hatred started all of a sudden
Wow Jaclyn really did hate me, but I'm trying to figure out why. The hatred started all of a sudden
Kelley Wentworth- Join date : 2016-05-01
Kelley Wentworth- Join date : 2016-05-01
Re: Episode 1
by Jaclyn Schultz Wed 8 Jun - 17:31:59
Hopefully there will be clarification somewhere. You are making me laugh my ass off in the eps though. I thought the SAME thing about Rebecca. It's someone who talks in riddles!!! "I know what those words mean and they make sense together? but not at 4am" <3 lol. Totally shared your pain. Then she's like "JACLYN logged out at exactly 1258 pm" O___O
I think maybe I associated you with her and then my hatred built off of that. It's my bad in the end. And I have no idea why I associated. I think it was game paranoia after the tribe picking. Cause you can see in one of my confessionals that I start to become a little conflicted about whether or not you actually like Natalie/Rebecca. I really do wish I had spoken to you at that point.
For what it's worth, I have no desire to kick this dead horse when your ID is revealed either. As far as I'm concerned, bygones are bygones. And we look funny at the end of the intro together. I'm sure this will be a rivalry for the books:)
Stay strong, Wentworth.
I think maybe I associated you with her and then my hatred built off of that. It's my bad in the end. And I have no idea why I associated. I think it was game paranoia after the tribe picking. Cause you can see in one of my confessionals that I start to become a little conflicted about whether or not you actually like Natalie/Rebecca. I really do wish I had spoken to you at that point.
For what it's worth, I have no desire to kick this dead horse when your ID is revealed either. As far as I'm concerned, bygones are bygones. And we look funny at the end of the intro together. I'm sure this will be a rivalry for the books:)
Stay strong, Wentworth.
Jaclyn Schultz- Join date : 2016-05-02
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